Snark! at the Disco

Bringing a healthy daily dose of sarcasm to the insanity that is the Panic! at the Disco fandom. You're welcome.

SARCASM [sahr-kaz-uhm]: a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt, usually conveyed through irony or understatement
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pluginandsaverock-and-roll:

I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco.
Indianapolis, Indiana.
White River State Park.
July 23, 2014.

When Brendon points into the crowd and says “What’s up, homies?” He’s talking/pointing to me and my friend. The night before in Milwaukee we told him we would be in Indy and I adore him for actually giving us a little shout out when he saw us at the barricade. He’s the best. And apparently we’re homies now so that’s pretty sweet.

(via dallonsmiles)

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Picnic with Panic! in Milwaukee (thanks to Zack for letting me in! He’s the best).

Brendon: “OH HELL YEAH! You know I’m taking these! You always bring such great little treats! It’s so awesome to see you!”

Picnic with Panic! in Milwaukee (thanks to Zack for letting me in! He’s the best).

Brendon: “OH HELL YEAH! You know I’m taking these! You always bring such great little treats! It’s so awesome to see you!”

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Anonymous asked: what do you think about people saying that Dallon was abusive to groping Brendon?

pretty-old-panic:

pretty-old-panic:

brallonappreciation:

That is one of the most ridiculous and desperate things I’ve heard in awhile.

I’m sorry but if you’re going to act like this

is somehow “abusive” or some form of “rape,” as I’ve seen thrown around, well then guess what? 

So is THIS

oh no, poor Kenny!

WHOA WAIT, BRENDON CAN DO IT BUT DALLON CAN’T? HYPOCRISY

and look here’s more abusive groping!

oh no, look at this! look how upset Dallon is!

Brendon no that’s Dallon’s special place!

*gasp!* Dallon no, don’t touch him there!

so so wrong

should I continue? because I could really go on for awhile. I’m gonna stop there though.

I’m not trying to be rude or offend anyone, I’m just trying to illustrate my point here, just to be clear.

It’s ridiculous and hypocritical and I would bet that 99.9% of the people saying these things are Ryan Ross and/or Ryden stans who would really give anything to see Brallon fall and end forever, let’s be real honest guys. 

I’m almost done, but the last thing I wanna say is to those who are saying that Brendon was “clearly uncomfortable” and that “Dallon got rejected” because he pushed him away… I’m sorry, but first of all since when do you know their relationship or either of them for that matter? Second, did he push him away immediately? No he didn’t. But most importantly, and really the only relevant thing here, he was about to do a fucking backflip! Do you know how dangerous those are? That’s a trick that can leave you paralyzed from head to toe, you don’t fuck around if you’re gonna do a backflip. Yes, he’s done them holding a sandwich in one hand, but you don’t really need your hands for a backflip, do you? You can’t very well have a 6 foot 2 giraffe standing behind you with his arm between your legs when you’re literally seconds from performing a backflip off a platform. He wasn’t expecting Dallon to do that and he was mid-lyric and he knew he had only had seconds left so there was no time to fool around with Dallon. He let it happen for as long as there was time then had to make sure he was out of the way for the backflip. Dallon was already moving away anyway, and Brendon didn’t push him backwards, he just pushed him to the side, clearly out of the way for the flip. 

That’s my opinion and perspective on all this. I accept that people will disagree, but calling it abusive or anything close to rape when they’ve been doing it for years and continue to is REALLY stretching, and in my opinion a pretty desperate attempt to put down Brallon.

"You can’t very well have a 6 foot 2 giraffe standing behind you with his arm between your legs when you’re literally seconds from performing a backflip off a platform."

IM LAUGHING THIS IS 100% TRUE

Hang on ima reblog this again because this is my favourite tumblr post ever.

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Barricade in Indianapolis. Brendon just ran from the back of the lawn (pit), charged through the crowd and jumped the barricade. He almost lost his pants and probably caused 50 near heart-attacks but it was hilarious. A+ shenanigans.

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ibelieveinthepowerofus:

@hoeg before a real sweaty one in Milwaukee @panicatthedisco

Brendon stripped off the jacket and t-shirt after one song last night. He was having none of the heat and humidity.

ibelieveinthepowerofus:

@hoeg before a real sweaty one in Milwaukee @panicatthedisco

Brendon stripped off the jacket and t-shirt after one song last night. He was having none of the heat and humidity.

(via dallonsmiles)

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askforgivenessthreetimes:

I’m trying to sell two Panic! tickets for the Indy show tomorrow b/c I need to not go and save money for school and my apartment and shiz. I need to not be on Tumblr right now b/c all these GIFs of Brendon from last night are making me feel the need to see them. Shit. 

Maybe I’ll go look at my bank account and that will set me straight. Fuck. I’ve been working round the clock for months and have very little money to show for it. Must not go. 

I was hoping to see you but I understand money woes all too well.

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